Another thing real quick about Arizona, Florida and North Carolina.
I’ve decided on the three men who will represent their states in the three way match for the title of craziest state in the union. Arizona will be represented by none other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio, racist and fascist. North Carolina will be represented by Ric Flair of course, a man who once stripped down to his boxers and claimed to be the president of the United States on national television. Florida will be represented by Jack Thompson, disbarred attorney who filed all of his motions and court documents to the judges with gay porn included in them. After all, a little gay porn goes a long way in showing the judge that you are a serious lawyer. Of course it could have just been still photos of the Ultimate Warrior vs Rick Rude. Their WrestleMania V match is indistinguishable from gay porn after all. The main event of Mach Man Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan on the other hand, pure manly action.